Beyonce's baby is going to be a fucking boss.
“I performed on stage before I was even born.”
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
If you don’t reblog…
Not that I am trying to impress you but,
I eject my USB without safely removing, More Laughs Here
The best friends are the ones you don’t have to talk to everyday, who understand...– (via eletheowl)
I hate when I ask someone a question nicely and...
Or even worse, ignores you.
When someone meets me:
livingproofthatthecameraslying: they think I’m all shy like But then they get to know me and I’m more like
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like: and then:
fuckyeahfelines: (via puddlesthecat)
um im sorry we havent spoken in five months and...
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One of my pet peeves is when someones being fake with me. When they’re only nice when they want something. When they’re only concerned only if it was to their benefit. What really ticks me off is when they put on their “fake act” right in front of my face. They’re like pennies, TWO-FACED and WORTHLESS. True dat.